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Hi, yall! My name is Jordan and I’m here to help you travel! My ethos is that you should never compromise comfort and excitement due to your budget.
I’m here to help you find cheap flights, pack efficiently, and plan your best trip!
“Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind.”
Anthony Bourdain
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Disneyland Paris Guide
Visiting Disneyland Paris soon? Here is the breakdown of price of tickets, what Premier Access is, the food, and rides.
What to Eat and Drink at EPCOT Festival of the Holidays
Visiting Walt Disney World’s EPCOT for Festival of the Holidays? Here is everything we ate and drank at every country.
Best Disney Springs Bars
Heading to Disney Springs and enjoy cocktails? This list is for you then.
14 Disney World tips
Walt Disney World can be intimidating. Here are 14 tips so you aren’t wasting time, money, and energy!
10 Disney World mistakes to avoid
You’re bound to make one of these mistakes on your trip. Check out my top 10 mistakes to avoid!
How to maximize your Disney World trip - 4 parks in 2 days
This post has my tips + tricks for making the most out of your Disney World trip. I’ve been to Disney over a dozen times and consider myself something of an expert. Here are some things I’ve learned over the years.
Drinking Around the World - Disney World’s most underrated park
Let’s be honest, you go to Epcot to get drunk. They have the best drinks and the best food. I’ve done the research for you. I’ve gotten drunk and took a nap on a park bench there. I said the pub in England was taken over “by the ordah of the Peaky fookin Blindahs.” I’ve played Heads Up with randos. I’ve flirted with every Italian who works there. I know my drinks at Epcot. Here are the best ones